Total Medals Earned: 1,098 (From 215 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,015 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/200 points)
Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 8.
Complete level 9.
Complete level 11.
Complete level 12.
Complete level 13.
Complete level 14.
Complete level 15.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/20 (135/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Kill one hundred enemies
Return the farmer's pig
Defeat the fish boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat a level set without dieing
Donate money to the snow man
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/295 points)
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Medals Earned: 7/9 (40/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/325 points)
Get 10 headshots
Get 10 kills
Visit the firing range
Get 50 headshots
Get 100 kills
Get 100 headshots
Get 1,000 kills
Prestige in ranked mode
Medals Earned: 8/9 (85/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)
Start game
Complete 1 achievement
Complete 5 achievements
Complete 10 achievements
Complete 20 achievements
Complete 15 achievements
Complete 30 achievements
Complete 40 achievements
Medals Earned: 4/16 (75/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.